Exam sms; 96 messages
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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..
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tu koi amir khan nahi jo
all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
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class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
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Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...
hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-
1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.
2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.
3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.
4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.
5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
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Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…
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Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
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Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
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Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
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Life While Doing MBBS 1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE. 2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME! 3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI. 4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER. 5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER. HOUSE JOB: I DID IT! JOB: I LOVE MYSELF! WAIT A MINT! [...]
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classic example for students of different age
groups :-
1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..
6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...
10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....
12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...
Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
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While choosing a book,
1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"
10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"
&
On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
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KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Todays Students Thinking
Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..
Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..
But Still A Hope Is Alove..
Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
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